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Don't bother with clinics myself - I find a wire brush and tub of Vim do the trick just fine. And don't blame just me! There's 12 others in the team and I always go for the back door. Probably one of the forwards, they're all dirty ********...

I should'nt Royston, she had to go to the clinic yesterday, you know the one where they speak to the receptionist in a very low voice so that no one else knows why they are there.

At least I now know where she got it from

Hey RoY - I applaud your community spirit. I also did the same job, when asked if I had any experience working with retards I told them I had once spoken to your parents for 10 minutes - they replied with that sort of experienc I should apply for the managers job.

Unfortunately I am busy tomorrow - going round to give your wife another good seeing too while you are out, or hiding in wardrobe with the old jerky stick...

Good luck with the job!!!

Love it, a distinct lack of political correctness, just how it should be

Scenario: Mark falls over in the playground, Mary the teacher gives him a hug

1960's School
Mark goes back to playing

2008 School
Mary gets the sack for being a sexual predator, and goes to jail for 3 years. Mark has counselling and eventually turns gay

Roston I've just been for an interview at the mental hospital as a helper, they turned me down until I had 24 hours experience with a retard, what you doing tomorrow

An irish farmer Osama Bin Laden and an Englishman are offered one wish each by a genie, the Irish framers asks that all of Ireland is fertile to help the farmers, the genie obliges. Osama asks for a wall around every muslim country to keep out the infedels, the genie obliges. The Englishman asks how high is that wall, 5000 metres tall and 500metres thick replies the genie, right says the Englishman, my wish then is to fill it with water

You mean you're the one with the dead beaver?

I have copyright to that joke - prepare to face litigation.