Hollywood hard man to play Murray in film.

Well that is quite possibly the strangst thing I have ever heard...

Is this for real?

No. Seriously. Is it?

The bit about Schumi playing himself I believe. Narcissist much?

... but John McClane as Muzza?? Wha??

Can Murray say "Yippee ki-yay ..."?

Hadn't realised it was 1st April today... it seems a bit too good to be true!

The cast of the commentary crew for this film....


Murray Walker..... Bruce Willis

Martin Brundle.....Sylvester Stallone

Louise Goodman.....Angelina Jolie

Jim Rosenthal....Christopher Lee

Steve Ryder......Tom Cruise

Mark Blundell.....Ewan McGregor

I just cant ait to see this film, i love Michael Schumacher it will be a great film, i suggested this in the book i wrote for Michael,it seems like he liked my idea. Michael plays a great actoring role thank goodness he is not scared of the cameras and camera shy.

and here comes Hill...no it's Coulthard....no it's oh Yippee ki yay, mother******

I've always throught the Curse of Murray would make a great horror movie.

I can see the trailer now..."One Man. One Voice. One Curse. No Driver is safe, even if clear at the front with a clean windscreen."

I'd rather eat my own hair than watch a film with Schui in it.

This just sounds bonkers. Its not as though he is "working class boy done good" as he had a kart track in his back garden!

(PS, Kimi just put in fastest lap of Practice 2)

Does Bruce get to hit Michael in the head with the microphone a la Nigel....?

Bet they get ******* Binks to play James Allen... ;)

i  wonder, will murray get to play mclean in diehard 4 , the mind boggles.

I hear that as it will have a large Ferrari slant it has to be made by those purveyors fine movie myth and fantasy storys - Disney

Other starring rolls

David "Dellboy Trotter" Jason in character as ...... Bernie E

Russel Brand as ...... Flav

Matt Lucas as ...... Jean Todt

Alan Carr as ...... Fernando Alooser

Hugh (Divine Brown'd) Grant as ...... Max "the Perv" Mosely

i hope this is true. the film will suck terribly and will make Schumi look like a moron, wich is great since i hate his guts with a passion

Oh and **** you Chris B, go suck Kimi's **** elsewhere!

It's too soon for a film about Schumi as he may end up driving again. He still is testing and to have Bruce Willis attempting a unique English Murray Walker accent will be a joke. This whole story is bazzare and ridiculous. I think Weber has gone to far going with this one and to want to play himself is just self centered.

If Schumi is said to star as himself, then why not have Murray act as himself. As if he wouldn't love that!!!!!!!

I want to know what stuntmen are going to play Damon Hill and Jacques Villeneuve