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Your Aunt sounds suspiciously like my ex-girlfriend's neighbour Flora.
She was a mature lady but still had a crackin' body. Her dress style consisted of alternating 'I've Had Iggy Pop' & 'I've Slept with James Osterberg' t-shirts. I've heard of Iggy Pop but not the other guy!
She didn't look anything remotely like Michael Schumacher but she did speak with a soft German accent and was very fond of 'Titzi' her German Shephard dog.
I'm 6' 3" tall and considered rather good looking, and she was always trying it on with with me when I was paying my 'ex' a visit. She'd often tell me that she wore Fleur De Lille perfume and no kn1ckers ...and her ambition was to quote.. "Earn laods of Deutsche Mark and have fun.. cos I've got nothing to prove"!
Bless her.. she was lovely in a moth-ball smelling kinda way!