MOTOGP » PICTURES: Honda checks out Ducati

"I THINK IT WOULD LOOK BETTER IN REPSOL COLOURS"

"If necessary, we will wait all night to get his autograph. He must come out sooner or later"

"Hello? Can I please borrow that tyre warmer? I lost my coat and it's getting a bit chilly."

This isn't too pertinent to the caption thing but something somebody said kicked on a light bulb in my head about a story from a few weeks ago. Anybody remember when Dani Boy was hurt and complained about Nicky's testing ability saying how he doubted it? I commented on that story saying that if the '08 bike did well,he'd have done all the work and get none of the credit. What happened this weekend? Dani takes Nicky's '08 bike to the podium. Doesn't thank him. Nicky get screwed into riding Dani's '07 bike to 10th. WTF? This crap Honda pulls never ceases to amaze me. Somebody kick Puig out of that garage! Sorry Nick. We haven't stopped pulling for you over here in America buddy.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,

Well, I think we have to hire a mechanic from Bologna to build a monster such this.

Guy 1: silence
Guy 2: silence
Guy 3: silence (scratches head)

Hmmm, I recall Iramajiri-san telling us the MV handled better than Mike's 500, but it was slower. Now the ******** have top speed on us as well!

"Wheres Casey" ??? We have a blank cheque with his name on it......

I fink we need to develop out engine a bit more rodney, by the way grandad,did you manage to find a replacement engine for the van? nah sorry delboy !