MOTOGP » PICTURES: Honda checks out Ducati

I wish I worked there....

Guy 1: "New technologies always emerge from the west, then end up in Jap land, where they get filtered and improved upon. We will then use them beat the creators and then create commercial success for our countrymen. We are the champion copiers, none can emulate us. So this desmodromic valve system is going to dissected and incorporated into all Jap Inc's machineries." Guy 2 & 3 nodded in agreement.

Quick Yamodo, no one's looking, you grab the thing, Akira you get the orange paint out, I'll grab the Repsol stickers!!

So you''ve paid your deposit, when do you think they will deliver your new Ducati?

nice bike , but we need a Stoner!

Maybe if we get an aussie rider, and paint our bike red, we''ll be back on top. Just like the old days.

Guy 1: So let me get this straight this guy asked us for a decent bike,7 so he could fight for the championship and we told him to piss off.

Guy 2: Yep and he also asked Michelin for some decent race tyres and they told him to piss off too.

Guy 3: WDF were we thinking.......

I bet Nicky's style would suit it. I wish we hadn't got rid of Vale! Have you still got Mick Doohan's number? Why did we build the last bike around Dani?

..."think how fast it would be if it had orange wheels"...

guy1-desmo hmmmm, shall v buy one
guy2-must be before jerez.
guy3-shall remove the red covers and find what the h*ll is inside.