MOTOGP » What did Valentino Rossi mean?

I've never heard so many ridiculous reasons as to why there can't be two top-flite riders in the one factory team. Many here justifying Rossis ****ed up excuses and demands, it would seem. Seperate bikes, seperate team staff and crew chief, they've even got a ****ing wall down the middle of the garage ffs! I often think a couple different coloured stripes on one of the bikes would be enough to appease the delicate and fickle nature Flossis fans are burdened with. Hey, why not paint one matt black? At least that would be one fan satisfied, eh Morgue! Hahahaha hahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahaha haha hahahahahaha haha hahahahahaha hahahahaha ha haha hahaha.

MOTOGP » What did Valentino Rossi mean?

Rossi to Ducati? I know it, we all know it! Potentially the highest paid dud in the sport! Hahahahahahaha hahahaha. He's got brown undies worrying about how he would go on the red bike and as a result could destroy the future of a mega talented youngster by betting his popularity with the teenyboppers to have him removed from the team he knows he needs. The most disgraceful, selfish action in recent GP history? without a doubt! What did he really mean? Exactly what he said, me me me me me me me me mememememe mememememe me me. Regardless of when it is, it's gonna be a BIG fall from a great height. Way to go Valentino! Geez, I'm starting to pity this self centred little man.

MOTOGP » Lorenzo finishes his 2009 on top at Valencia.

Hey Schnotz, don't take it out on poor old Bob cause you're just realising your undying support for Flossi has been built around the embelished fantasies and lies of other t1ts on this site. American Idol has a lot to answer for with how you young blokes judge people. Anyway, what makes you think I'm the only one here that thinks you are full of it? Hehe.

MOTOGP » Stoner back on top as MotoGP 2010 starts.

Sorry Robert, I didn't mean to exclude you from my last post. By the way, how is that little yellow bicycle going?

MOTOGP » Colin Edwards: Anything Ben wants, I’ll buy it!

Sorry Hookem, but I must agree with the red five. There is no place for an ar5e kissing, never-will-be in MotoGP. Waste of good fuel.

MOTOGP » Vermeulen closes MotoGP chapter

Yes, they were hot, but probably retarded!

MOTOGP » Stoner back on top as MotoGP 2010 starts.

Morgue, you've made a good point there. Maybe if Flossi just said what he thought, instead of being manipulative and sly for so long, he mightn't have gotten into the situation where he has felt he's had to make these recent ludicrous statements (Lorenzo or me) and severely damage his reputation among his fangirls. Apply the last part of your post to Stoner, someone who is a polar opposite to Flossi and you might go some way to understand why some just admire his efforts to just be a racer and nothing more, afterall, it is fundamentally the 'motorcycling' part that attracts us to the sport, and not the cheesy No.46 lunchboxes and kiddies bicycles.

MOTOGP » Rossi: It's me or Lorenzo at Yamaha in 2011!

Gee Dray, why don't we just make it the 2010 'Must Beat Ago's Record World Championship' and just have one competitor? Now who could that be I wonder? Hmmmmm. You Flossi fangirls are all the same. Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha haha ha hahahahahahahaaha hahahahahahaha. Mememememememe mememememememeeme mememememe memememememememememememe mememememememememememe mememememememememe mememememememememe mememememememeeme!

MOTOGP » 'Grid strategy' blamed for Stoner warm-up lap disaster.

Wooooohoooooo! Dray, Dray, Dray, calm down buddy, you'll give yerself an embolism. It was just one of those if's and but things you know. Rossi, you know that bloke that hasn't picked up a win for a while now, well he may have been overhauled for 2nd had George not had to contend with deflating his safety suit after it went off. Hey, I just had another idea! Maybe George could help Flossi with the deflation method, but in this case, use it for his mahuuusive ego! Hahahahaha hahahaha haha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahaaha hahahaahahahahahahahaha!

MOTOGP » Final 2009 MotoGP championship standings.

I hope Mr Spies doesn't expect good ol' Col to reciprocate in any way, shape or form next season. It's not that he WOULDN'T do it, more the case of being on the same lap as Spies. Hahahahaha hahaha haha.