MOTOGP » Scot unveils Moto2 machine.

Has a Hayate feeel about it eh Morgue?

MOTOGP » PICTURES: New MotoGP bike unveiled at Valencia.

Morgue, if I painted my Grans Puch Maxi matt black, I swear to god, you would think it was a friggin' Hayate!

MOTOGP » Fastest Stoner 'finds what he needs'

I assume people know that the engines used in the factory bike used by Kallio (actually Stoners team and bike!) count towards the total allowed by Stoner as the predetermined allotment to that entry (the #27 machine). Therefore, the bike/engine combination has done the same number of rounds as Rossis, Lozzas etc. And hit the deck more as well. Thanks Mika! The Duc has been reliable since it's debut season, so why the surprise at it's performance/longevity? Oh that's right, to be that fast, he must be cheating. Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha haha hahahaha!

MOTOGP » Rossi looks forward to 2010 preparations.

Sure Maverik, I seem to remember the other Suzukis missing out on the win by the smallest of margins! Maverik?.........don't you mean Goose?

MOTOGP » Valencia championship showdowns 2002-2008.

Yeah Saran, Yamacka really fcuked it up, especially when the steering and brakes broke and Flossi torpedoed poor old Frenchie. And again when he hit the Scottoiler button that was mistakenly directed at the tyre instead of the chain. See above photo. I hate it too when things happen that are out of the riders control.....apparently. Hahahahaha haha haha!

MOTOGP » Rossi looks forward to 2010 preparations.

Too true Fly! I see another helmet/paintjob/set of leathers/veiled threat, prior to the race start. Mememememememe memememe mememememeem me memememe! Hahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahaha haha hahahahaha!

MOTOGP » POLL: How will Ben Spies fare on Yamaha debut?

Of course they care! How long have you been posting here?

MOTOGP » Livio Suppo quits Ducati.

So Wosi, when we see Flossi propped up in bed, sucking on a cancer stick in some dodgy magazine advertisement, I guess we'll agree that Mr Morris is getting his moneys worth? You're pulling my leg! I despise standover tactics from pr1cks like Marlboro and co. and often wonder how many truly talented riders have withered because they didn't smile or talk proper. I'd hate to see Stoner vacate due to those pressures, and despite his perceived shortcomings, I can't understand why he isn't admired for that trait alone. I see your point, I hope you understand mine. And yes, I believe Stoner could compete successfully on any of the top 3 makes, Rossi on the Duc? 75/25. Cheers.

MOTOGP » Ben Spies 'needs a miracle' for 2010 MotoGP podium

SPIDEY, I thought you were a rambling goose BEFORE your pledge of undying love for Colin. You know what they say about first impressions. Hehe.

MOTOGP » Livio Suppo quits Ducati.

Stoner to sign HUGE contract with hrc, 2 possibly 3 year deal. They're just getting the bleeding under control before they sign the fastest rider in the paddock. The japs have more appreciation for the no bu115h1t style that most aussies have, unlike the euro, gucchi, look at me demands enforced by sponsors at Ducati. No disrespect to Duc, but unfortunately it seems that as usual, money talks!