Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

insolence all is insolence have you seen that everyone grrrrrr, i'll have the last laugh tomorrow when they crown king dani with 1st place (smug) this'll wipe the smile from your face, how're you doing with your pictures ready yet? are they? have you got some ready? i'm waiting and I havent mentioned it in nearly a week, which I thought was quite good for me

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Fruit Bat I think thats what it was.

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

when you see Kees tomorrow could you tell him to expect some sage n onion stuffing (I sent it through the post for him) its to stuff the chicken with before he gives it a good plucking then spit roasts it be liberal with the gravy Kees he likes it your chicken is getting it tomorrow Morgue

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Pah congratulations for that grrr dani in 2nd d'you know where he'll finish tomorrow do you i've got a pretty good idea and it aint anywhere near a podium unless one of them comes off I think he's a 4th tomorrow, still always hope are you calling me a bat do bats have permanently sore throats then i've got a picture of a bat hanging upside down in a zoo and it looks really cute

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

whats with all the congratulations for jonny what are you lot all not telling me this time btw if dani wants me for breakfast he can have me for breakfast on a piece of toast with an egg on top give Mr MMs ears a break for a while btw talking of you being blessed Moruge you and Mr MMs have much in common as today Mr MMs has been much blessed, by me losing my voice he's been all all day

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Aegis you cant ban suits or soaps, firstly those half hourly soaps keeps the women of the house quiet just for the said half hour (surely a bit of bliss for you of an evening) and as for suits well what would Mr MMs wear to work every day i'd ban suits n make em go to work in their underpants sadly I dont think i'd have much luck slipping that past parliament

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

if he was half an inch shorter he could register himself as a dwarf how short do you have to be to fall into the bracket of dwarf cant be much shorter surely i'm 3 inches taller than Dani finally a bloke I can push around

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

The jobs not yours its mine Aegis look at him not even got the job and its delusions of grandeur already bigger taller s'all the same to me Morgue no need for changing your words your first ones were good enough. dont think dani would be good enough for me though I like a bloke that can reach the stuff on the top shelves like Mr MMs can its like going shopping with superman when we go to morrisons theres no place for a tin of beans to hide from Mr MMs the tin foil quakes when it sees Mr MMs coming

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

1 metre 58 i'm 5 foot 2 so whats that in metres Morgue if you could see your way clear to going back to Oz and inciting a riot then bring it over here for ousting that Kraut from the throne i'd make it worth your while make you Earl of Pembroke and i'll even chuck in a sainting too, i'll make our little friend Kees a saint thats what I'll be calling him after your visit this weekend cos thats what he'll be for putting up with your chicken loving ways btw Kees best thing for a chicken is to deep fry it love so if THAT chicken gets LUCKY AGAIN you know what to do

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

ME can you imagine that Princess Pome President of England you'd vote me in wouldnt you Aegis you would be well rewarded for your vote how does Lord of Wiltshire and all her surrounding lands grab ya? btw Aegis how's your aegis, on its way out is it? (we have named your illness after you) right Aegis loose women is on now so you are commended to watch it, s'wot you do when your on your sickbed