Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

nowt wrong with co ckermouth thank you the name OR the place, (used to go when I was little) huh, next he'll be having a go at our c0ckling, did you go c0ckling Aegis? I used to love it when I was a kid. have you got c0ckles in Holland? (I dont eat them just like winkling them out ) Dukes probably not bad by now gang couple a days pain followed by couple a days stringing it out while he can

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

china and india does tend to get a lot of the blame when it comes to not being environmentally friendly, but dont forget, everything we buy was made in china so i'd be worried if they didnt have the emissions of the world falling out of their ar se at a rapid rate of knots we can only be labelled slightly greener because we moved all our belching environmentally unfriendly factories to them

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

I think separating our rubbish is a pile of crap (no pun intended ) as I saw something on television that said once the council have collected it they send the whole lot to land fill (and it showed a recycling wagon unloading into landfill) and in some cases they send some to I think it was china. The governments probably know is crap its a placebo the plebs want to do something about climate lets get the idiots separating their plastics and tell them their efforts are saving the planet I blame the bloody tree huggers course am open to the fact I could be wrong and the whole planet is about to implode whilst choking on my nappies and McDonalds wrappings

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

not pregnant Lucifer but we all have coughs and were all snotty we cant get rid of it, just when we think we threw it off one of us starts again, but I dont think its helping being drowned wet through and (little MM) having to sit in school soaked all day, shes still damp when I pick her up. least I can dry myself off. think thats where she got the ear ache shes coughing that hard its hurting her ears. when's everyone finishing work for christmas then?

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Aegis has had a better idea, plug them into the national grid lol. Yes I would spare the cattle prod n spoil the gerbil not heard of that one Aegis Morgue she aint sitting in her cage tinking over her sins, shes sitting there getting one over on you thinking how can I go over the top again and when would be the best time of day to do it

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

To be honest father in laws dogs make me laugh, proper dogs they are, but they have made a right mess of the house and while cleaning it up this morning i've noticed a sort of mud spray all up the wall. When do you finish work for christmas then, I cant remember now think you told me last year, with having christmas on 5 december and on 25 you must shut down from 4 dec until 2 January, yes? sounds good to me, 2 christmases and shut up all december

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me he was coming in to watch, I sat on my own and watched the darts from start to finish he never appeared and to add insult to injury Barney got beat about an hour later I threw up thats because of Mr MMs bleating on about christmas that is

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

every time the blasted things escape before you stick them back in their cage you should electric cattle prod them, even better you should get an electrfied cage that'll stop the lil buggers lets see, lil MMs woke me up twice with ear ache in the night Mr MMs father came round and brought 2 of his dogs they made a right mess on the carpets brought all the mud in with them and then ran all over the house , because le woof is such a small light dog he doesnt make that much mess. then Mr MMs did my head in going on about xmas presents trees blah blah blah not interested shut it please i'm starting to get a headache after suffering the darts because Mr MMs assured..

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

for the past week he's been wittering on something about buying christmas presents disasterous day its been today, and I wouldnt mind cos I thought i'd been a bit clever, I only got out of bed at 12.30 noon. you'd think you couldnt have too many calamitous events between then and teatime wouldnt you, well you'd be wrong worked out where it all went wrong, shouldnt have got out of bed at all

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

my sentiments exactly thats a bloody good one you've got there though if you dont mind my saying so, think i'll borrow that one when Mr MMs comes it with 'time to put the tree up' I shall hit him straight back with 'it's hardly worth while, after christmas you have to take it all down again only i'll let him think its my own work i'll take all the credit