Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Huh Hump n Suuuuuulk. poor Barney, he lost 15 5 to phil taylor grrrr I dont even like darts n i'm annoyed wouldnt mind but Mr MMs has stuck it on the telly both lil MMs n Mr MMs left the room there was only me n Le Wuuf watching it . who comes up with these things, wettest day ever how can they tell, give it a couple of weeks and they'll be able to change that, oh no sorry today is the wettest day ever as for ireland, sinking eh, best leave it to get on with it then poor Barney you were robbed lad robbed, that brit cheated he did g*t.

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

poor duke laying around red hot and here I am soaking wet and frozen solid . after yesterdays fiasco i'm not taking the dog out for a walk today, feel bit guilty but i'll see if it stops raining tomorrow and run him round the block between bouts of being p*ssd on

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

main thing is he's not british the brits are bad enough but when they win anything they are insufferable and think there great which as we both know is simply not the case

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

barney was playing someone else not phil taylor, and he gave him a right seeing too, 14 6 good old Barney cant bloody stand darts its on till 11.00 o'clock

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

the only silver lining to that cloud Aegis is that i'm not the bride in that little scenario no didnt watch it, but I know the show your talking about. little MMs n Mr MMs are watching the darts from the sounds coming from downstairs ole Phil is thrashing poor Barney hope barney wins cant stand phil taylor he's got a face like n ar se hole n he's a smug g*t n all

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

"is it awash where you are pome" Absolutely when the dog goes out for a p*ss we have to towel him dry when he gets back and he's not out for more than 2 minutes we went shopping today and between the front door and the car (a 5 second walk at most) we got in the car we looked like we had just stepped out of the bath. I love that before going to Morrisons I really do, nothing like dripping freezing cold round a packed supermarket to calm an already temper frayed pome

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

its taking the piss somewhat isnt it, Australias on fire n britain is awash, if only we could get a giant hose pipe and drop it down to them somehow we could get 2 for one, get rid of our excess un needed water and at the same time put the aussies out. Hmmm how to get our water to them??? in planes, like they do in america what if we filled our planes up and sent them to australia would that work? we get rid of our floods and australia gets doused. could that work?

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

spit it out then Morgue me crystal balls playing up this morning and me guessworks a little off too werent that lil hare dead cute

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Hows your back holding out Duke? your little hare looked really cute in spite of its pubic took me a few minutes that did, wondered what a public hare was why is it when I bloke makes food and drink in a kitchen he is incapable of using the same plate and cup, has to use every piece of cutlery in the kitchen then THEN when the cutlery runs out go out for food n drink so he doesnt have to clean up YES I HAVE HAD THAT PLEASURE and when I walked in he said thank god he was choking for a cup of tea!!! he was getting sick of the beers.

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

make the most then Lucifer and enjoy btw on a scale of tip and absolute tip what state is the house in as we type (hate leaving Mr MMs alone in the house overnight as it looks like he's held a week long rave in there :rolleyes