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Pome forgot to say while we were away it was spring holiday in the US so we had lots of 17 to 19 year olds who not affected by US under 21 rule got bladdered all day and night. End result 2 lads got into fisticuffs over a girl how unusual blood all over the place security cuffed their hands and ankles then deported on the next available flight. That is how you deal with the toerags, felt sorry for the staff who had to spend 3 or 4 hours clearing up the claret and the place was crawling with security bods for next few days who kept these d1ckheads in check

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Lucifer i read somewhere that in America kids get to go to a half day session of listening to old pick axe features instead of a custodial sentence

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

I would remove all their stuff and place it in a pile and few other guests joined in. When they came down there was some fireworks until it was pointed out they could not do it. Some of the cheeky gits were not turning up till mid day Lucifer in the UK they play classical music outside stores to stop kids congregating and some loud pitch noise which only these sperms can hear

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

One night a Croatian now living in Canada got up and played trumpet with the band and got a good rapport going with the other trumpet and saxophone player, every song they let him loose on a solo and you could tell he was a jazz/blues man. All the band asked if he would join them on stage every night. We had 300 French stop overnight at the hotel due to a fault with their plane on its way to the Bahamas which went down like a lead balloon with everyone seeing how we all despised their Canadian cousins they made the Germans seem alright. Mind when the real French guests arrived they started blagging sunbeds at 7 in the morning which when I found out that the hotel had a no reserving before 9

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Pome we had a nice room with its own live in lizard who would scuttle under the one of the beds each time we came in then slowly venture out if we stayed quiet. Huge wardrobe that let Mrs A hang up her long dresses without a prob and the shower had a fixed head handset and six body jets. The AC was permanently set at 15C and the ceiling left on as well. The bloody French Canadians are an ignorant rude bunch that wont talk to any one including each other and look at you as if you are something they trod in but the yanks and Canadians were great

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

dont drink as much as you get older so you become a lightweight and like you Pome more than a couple and its a hangover the next day. One thing that will send me straight out of the door of a shop is if they play the Lighthouse bloody family, that geezers droning voice just gets on my hackney also David Grey and Dodo. Lucifer your right about the type of music and the thump we had it on holiday and I could not get far enough up the beach to get away from it. I felt sorry for the entertainment team they had the same records everyday in the same order

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Pome you must have been ratted before you started if you were on your way to school and ended up in Germany Just found out that nails grow at the same rate as hair, poor old Mozart would have trouble playing his Joanna if he was still around

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Pome as they are on the other side of the world then there seasons are about face with ours, so their summer will end when our spring begins give or take a day or so and so on Morgue average hair growth is 0.4mm a day so if Mozart started growing his beard at 18 it would now be 343 kilometres long (can you guess that I have not got much to do at the moment)

Rally UK » Strong start for Harraway.

Morgue what about Frederick Henry (Prince of Orange), he is 425 tomorrow, you could weave a duvet or six with his beard by now

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Morgue its not your computer, it does not remember me at all and each time I sign in it asks about newsletter subscription . We have lost about a third of each page as before the revamp we up to around 640 pages and now just over 900 . Some wag on the other side has found that you can hit the agree/disagree buttons as many times as you like even on your own post