F1 » Alonso: 'I'll help Massa' in F1 title fight.

Alonso, you sad freak!

F1 » Canada loses Formula One slot.

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F1 » Bernie: Ferrari clowns in Singapore circus.

Bernie is right, Ferrari will lose Massa the championship. After all, the FIA have done all they can to win it for him!

MOTOGP » Rossi out to regain Island authority.

Jeering is a bad thing in any sport. We should appreciate the losers as well as the winners. Also, some sportsment need to learn to lose gracefully too. As motorcyclists, let's enjoy the racing whoever wins. PS - I ride an R1 so let's hope it's Rossi, Edwards or Toseland!! Not Lorenzo, he looks stupid with his lollipop!!! lol

F1 » BBC 2009 F1 commentary team revealed.

No adverts!!!! HOORAY!!!!

F1 » Massa evokes possible pit-stop change for Ferrari.

So why didn''t he recieve a pit stop penalty for nearly colliding with another car at Valencia? Oh I know, it''s because this penalty wouldn''t have any effect on the championship cos he had already *****d the race up!

F1 » Lewis to keep on 'racing' despite FIA ruling.

Charlie Whiting..... Wot no spine?

F1 » FIA throws out Hamilton F1 Spa appeal.

Lewis, don''t let this slow you down! Get out there and hammer the buffoons into the ground!! You don''t need to win using unfair advantages like Ferrari do! Good luck!

F1 » Spa steward rubbishes 'conspiracy' theory.

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F1 » Massa: Lewis was too optimistic....

Massa, you self righteous pr*ck!