Crash.Net User: George Zaidan

Comments rating: 2540
Position in rating: 30

Show Comments on:

George Zaidan

June 26, 2014 11:37 PM
Last Edited 25 days ago

F1 » Standing start restarts confirmed for 2015


F1 Commissioner's son. "Hey dad, I missed the start can we get them all back to start the race again" F1 Commissioner. "Hmmmmm, you might have something there son, I'll look into how we can get them to restart the race several times each race, wouldn't that be exciting son?" F1 Commissioner (in super secret meeting). "Hey guys, I have this great idea from my son, see how you like it. bla, bla, bla," Rest of F1 Commissioners. "Wow great idea, a standing start when the safety car is deployed, that should get the fans all excited and buy more tickets, we'll probably have to add more bleachers to get in more crowds, super idea. So we all agree, it's now a rule."

George Zaidan

June 26, 2014 11:39 PM
Last Edited 26 days ago

F1 » Standing start restarts confirmed for 2015


Taipan: George, Don't give them ideas they may be reading this. Ah sod it I may as well join in, They could run a lottery at the start to decide who gets what car, then another lottery to decide what qualifying position they start in. Then Simon Cowell could run a phone vote and the driver with the least votes gets sent home and just to finish the show off about if a white car hits a black car into a pocket (read gravel trap) they get 7 points like in snooker.
Tai, I totally will go for that, beats a crummy standing start. Perez can paint his car Black, then him and Massa can have a first go to show everyone how it's done.

George Zaidan

June 26, 2014 8:04 PM
Last Edited 26 days ago

F1 » Standing start restarts confirmed for 2015


for 2016 tire changes will no longer be permitted, drivers complaints have been taken into consideration that it hinders their abilities to gain valuable time, so drivers will have to complete the race with the tires they start the race, driving on tire rims is also permissible, and pushing your car to the finish line with or without the aid of your pit crew is also permissible.

George Zaidan

June 26, 2014 11:21 PM
Last Edited 27 days ago

F1 » Standing start restarts confirmed for 2015


Taipan: Just when you think they can't scrape the bottom of the barrel any further, they scrape some more. Trumpet exhausts to make artificial engine noise, titanium blocks to make artificial sparks and restarts after red flags to make artificial racing. FFS it sounds like the ideas came from a convention of 5 year olds.
hey Tai, scantily clad grid girls could be a big hit. The FIA could could do like they do in boxing matches, bring out the safety cars and the girls out every 3rd or so lap.


Page 13 of 149
« 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18  »

Although the administrators and moderators of this website will attempt to keep all objectionable comments off these pages, it is impossible for us to review all messages. All messages express the views of the poster, and neither Crash Media Group nor Crash.Net will be held responsible for the content of any message. We do not vouch for or warrant the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any message, and are not responsible for the contents of any message. If you find a message objectionable, please contact us and inform us of the problem or use the [report] function next to the offending post. Any message that does not conform with the policy of this service can be edited or removed with immediate effect.

© 1999 - 2014 Crash Media Group

The total or partial reproduction of text, photographs or illustrations is not permitted in any form.