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November 13, 2014 12:16 AM

F1 » F1: Webber to Button: Get on with it!

This just in--- Fernando Alonso arrived at Woking today in a gold plated carriage pulled by a dozen white horses. He was greeted by Ron Dennis who led him onto the red carpet where Eric Boullier skipped along throwing rose petals. McLaren employees were advised to bow their heads and not to look at his majesty's face . Upon arriving at Ron's office Eric was dispatched to bring food and drink after which he returned to his job as court jester. After the signing of the gold plated contract was complete King Fernando was whisked away for his throne fitting and to select the new color scheme for his crown. McLaren employees removed all photos of Jenson and Kevin before emptying the silverware cabinet to make room for the new trophies they are certain will arrive. Eric was busy in the parking lot picking up the horse**** that always seems to follow King Fernando's arrival. Ron Dennis was later seen leaving the McLaren facility on a 1970 Honda 50 with Eric looking decidedly uncomfortable in the sidecar.


November 07, 2014 12:14 AM

F1 » Alonso: I can choose where I want to go

What is it with this guy,he thinks the whole F1 circus revolves around him .He's apparently got RD and EB kissing his a** to get him to sign for Macca while they leave Button and Magnussen swinging in the breeze. Personally I don't think he's as good as he and a lot of people think he is,he's arrogant beyond belief and doesn't have an ounce of humility. Hopefully Macca reap what they sow while Button rides into the sunset laughing his butt off.


October 18, 2014 2:09 AM

F1 » Boullier wants 2015 line-up to ‘boost’ McLaren

The BBC is reporting that Button is talking to Porsche about joining Webber in the WEC. McLaren have pretty much screwed any chance he had of finding another F1 drive in a decent team and may be doing the same to Magnussen. If all this is just so they can sign Alonso ,then Ron, Boullier and Alonso deserve each other because they are all cut from the same cloth. I for one will not be a McLaren supporter for much longer if this stupid crap continues.


October 17, 2014 3:15 AM

F1 » Boullier wants 2015 line-up to ‘boost’ McLaren

The more quotes and interviews I read with Boullier the more I am convinced he is a complete horses a##. He could possibly start a new career as a demotivational speaker. The fact that Button finds McLarens attitude towards the futures of himself and Magnussen disturbing given his years in F1 says a lot about Boullier and Uncle Ron's management style. With hindsight Whitmarsh might not have been too bad after all.

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