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September 17, 2015 4:43 PM

F1 » Hamilton: I think me and Senna would have been friends

I wonder what sort of cool things Lulu thinks he would have done with his imaginary friend? you could have modeled together, done a bit of rapping together, maybe some twerking, he could have helped you walk your dogs in the paddock, he could have helped you redesign your racing suit, you could have given him an interesting hairdo, you could have shared tacky jewelry, man the possibilities are endless. But more likely you'd be picking up your teeth after he punched you in the face for annoying him.


September 17, 2015 2:27 PM

F1 » VIDEO: Singapore GP Preview in Numbers

bazza1: Really lovely looking track especially when the lights are on making the event looking more spectacular .
Really? Flat as a billiard table, not one decent corner just a bunch of 90 degree bends. Driving round a city center under street lights is a gimmick, just like pretending F1 is green because the cars are saving a few litres of fuel is a gimmick. I wonder how much energy is used by all the lighting during the weekend, kind of offsets the fuel saved doesn't it?


September 17, 2015 5:39 PM

F1 » Hamilton: I think me and Senna would have been friends

Hypoc: Last thing I heard Roscoe has hard time not pissing all over the place from laughing.
LMFAO! As for the earlier comment about gold teeth, surely it's only a matter of time? "Yeah I got these gold teeth because I think Ayrton would have really liked them man" - Meanwhile Roscoe is taking another revengeful dump in his helmet for continually putting him in embarrassing situations -


September 17, 2015 5:21 PM

F1 » Hamilton: I think me and Senna would have been friends

Hypoc: Does Hamilton come up with these quotes himself? Or does Mercedes have some "Make me look like a dumbarse" random quote generator?
You would have thought by now that he would have found a grown up to advise him before opening his mouth and letting his childish fantasies dribble out. It wouldn't even have to be a grown up human, any creature that wasn't completely retarded would do, what's Roscoe up to these days?


September 17, 2015 3:33 PM
Last Edited 16 days ago

F1 » Debutant Rossi not focused on impressing Haas

That's not very nice. Sounds like a Monisha-move. I wonder if there was an unfulfilled contractual thing (aka "where's the money, Mehri?") that they were hoping would be resolved.
I don't know what the deal is, Merhi is still driving the last 2 races (apparently) maybe Rossi just came up with a better sponsor package for 5 races. Could the deal be getting financed by a team that's interested in Rossi for next season?

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