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Taipan

June 24, 2014 11:02 AM

F1 » Lauda: ‘Alarm bells are ringing’


Kiwi, What have I invented? Does Lulu get paid 20m Euros? Yes Is Nico doing a better job without the histrionics, tantrums or embarrassment? Yes Does Nico get paid half as much as Lulu? Yes The only thing that's invented is your claim of hatred towards Lulu, pointing out that Nico is doing a better job for half the money isn't hatred it's FACT. As for being related to George, no I don't think so but he does seem like a bright, humorous chap so I can think of worse people to be related to, you for one....

Taipan

June 23, 2014 7:48 PM

F1 » Wolff calls for ‘transparency’ at Mercedes


rob01: the team also said that seb pressed the over take button which shut the car down. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again. i wonder if he pushed the button to ram the Sauber?
You seem to be suggesting that pressing the overtake button at the start was in some way the wrong thing to do. I would imagine that if the button said press this for a guaranteed engine system meltdown he would have decided against it. Does Lulu's Merc have a button that says press this to spin like a complete noob in qualifying by any chance? Oh wait that's not a button it's his brake pedal that says that!!

Taipan

June 23, 2014 8:10 PM

F1 » Hamilton ‘always learning lessons’


Tomco: Didnt learn too many lessons at school, did he ?
That's what happens when you get expelled for being part of a gang that seriously assault a fellow pupil. *after much lobbying by Ron Dennis and Ant Ham (including writing to Tony B Liar) the headmaster of the school realised months later that he had misidentified Lulu and he was allowed to return to school. So he was completely innocent of all charges, I repeat completely innocent.......

Taipan

June 23, 2014 12:51 PM

F1 » What we learned at the Austrian Grand Prix


Taz, If Lulu's MotoGP career is as much of a car crash as his modelling career it's going to be bloody painful! Twinkle had this to say about Marc Marquez. - "I see some reflections of myself in Marc. When I watch him, I'm always thinking I would have done it like this. Then he takes the exact lines I would have" Popular, reining champion, beating his team mate, leading the championship, obviously the reflections of Lulu are none of those!

Taipan

June 23, 2014 5:37 PM

F1 » What we learned at the Austrian Grand Prix


George Zaidan: I learned to hold down the fort while sunny, taipan, richard and Taz went MIA
Good job you were around to keep the loonies in check George, I was moving house which is quite a good excuse, Richard was at the race which is a very good excuse, Sunny was probably on the Hyspin which is an addiction and Taz was probably staggering around Sauchiehall Street causing trouble again! :p

Taipan

June 23, 2014 5:57 PM

F1 » What we learned at the Austrian Grand Prix


mrfill:
George Zaidan: I learned to hold down the fort while sunny, taipan, richard and Taz went MIA
Too busy going to Lulu's new book launch no doubt. Titled "Who shall I think I am today" available from all disreputable tat sellers. :)
Lulu would be brilliant on that BBC program Who Do You Think You Are? "I'm Ayrton Senna, no wait Marc Marquez, no wait 2pac, no wait Naomi Campbell" etc etc etc.


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