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Taipan

June 04, 2014 7:41 PM

F1 » Canadian Grand Prix preview


George we could have fun with the FIAL's sporting regulations. 1.1 All drivers called Lulu get double points. 1.2 Even if drivers called Lulu don't finish they still get some points for being called Lulu. 1.3 All drivers who don't wear earrings shall have a 20kg weight added to their car to prevent an unfair weight advantage over earringed drivers. 1.4 Drivers called Lulu will be given pole position automatically, even if their team mate is faster than them or they sleep in and miss the session, because that's fairer. 1.5 Drivers who design their own caps will not be expected to tell the truth or act like an adult during the season. Etc

Taipan

June 05, 2014 9:56 AM

F1 » Canadian Grand Prix preview


markchopperread: I cant wait for this weekend. Think I heard Paddy Lowe say that the Mercedes team bringing more upgrades. We could be looking at Mercedes 3sec/lap quicker than its rivals, and it don,t help when you have two of the quickest drivers feuding.
A car that's 3 seconds a lap faster than the rest? I'm sure you'll agree "new person" that the performance advantage of the Merc makes any race wins and eventually the championship win a bit hollow. I wouldn't be surprised if Chilton could get that car on the podium, but I'm convinced he isn't one of the quickest drivers in F1.

Taipan

June 05, 2014 2:05 AM

F1 » Canadian Grand Prix preview


Mustafur, Why do you have to claim hatred? Where the hell is the hatred? Lulu is laughed at quite a lot because he does and says many laughable things. Fanboys are mocked because by and large they are idiots, there is no hatred. A big fan of Lulu joined Crash a year or so ago, but he was a normal guy and he was treated well and with respect by all the regulars because he was a normal guy, he wasn't the usual brainless, humourless nutsack that usually follows Lulu, he was the only evidence of the possibility that Lulu fans could be normal human beings but sadly he left, so all we're left with on the normal Lulu fan stakes is Rob01 and that's a long shot.... (sorry Rob that was a joke, sort of)

Taipan

June 05, 2014 1:40 AM

F1 » Canadian Grand Prix preview


George Zaidan: if only there were late night comedy shows about F1, we got some real doozies on this site.
And most of them are the same person! From memory it's pretended to be American, English, Japanese and a female called Karen, IT could be the focus of a Jeremy Kyle show all on it's own!


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