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SpeedyBB

October 26, 2014 11:54 AM

MotoGP » Lack of fitness cost me in race, says Lorenzo


Guna4699: @best in black Dangleboy and elbowboy are simply better than edgegripboy... Nice play with words... Had a nice grin reading that... Good Nick names by the way... what for Dani...?
Dani? I'd suggest "Training Wheeler". If he pokes around in the garage he's bound to find the training wheels he used when he was, what, five? They will come in handy to prevent crashes in the future. (Just kidding guys. Dani's a real trooper and a hard-luck case. Honda wouldn't have kept him if he didn't have (a) talent and (b) the drive to win. The Furies have alas conspired against him.) Remember poor Biaggi? When he shifted to WSB it was "poor no mo'"... Maybe that's the route for Pedrobot as well...)

SpeedyBB

September 14, 2014 2:32 PM

MotoGP » Vintage Rossi clinches emotional victory at Misano


Classic Rossi. He rattled Marquez the same way he used to rattle Biaggi. Marquez clearly couldn't believe he was stuck in second - his suspension of disbelief induced a collision with the planet Earth. Not a very great impact but enough to shatter confidence. What is interesting about contemporary MotoGP, with fifty cameras recording every move from every angle is the very nakedness of the competition. It's like a prize fight in a ring: you could see very clearly that Rossi was out-riding the young guy on a machine that was clearly slower. For once, Honda money-power was not able to overcome raw talent and deep experience. Lorenzo did well in support of his teammate. Pedrosa? Got to feel compassion for the guy, back there fighting with the Ducati crowd. Maybe it's time for a career move... to WSB.

SpeedyBB

April 16, 2014 8:00 AM

MotoGP » 'I wasn't thinking' says 'distracted' Lorenzo


Dear Yamaha Racing, I have an excellent explanation for this unfortunate event at the US event. Please refer to the attached. Sincerely SpeedyBB Dear SpeedyBB, Many thanks for your suggestion. We will try this with the FIM. Yamaha Racing Dear FIM We submit the following technical explanation for the unfortunate "jump start" by our factory rider Jorge Lorenzo at the Austin Texas GP event last Sunday. Jorge informed us confidentially that that rascal Valentino Rossi was reaching over to grab his **** (ass) right on the Starting Line, in violation of all safety racing principles. Alarmed, and intend on preserving his immaculate anal chastity, Jorge bolted, getting right out of Rossi's reach. We hope that this full explanation will fulfill the requirements of the FIM Code of Conduct and that you have a codicil in the FIM Racing rules about such crimes against nature. Mr. Rossi will be instructed to keep his hands on the controls of his motorcycle in future racing events. Sin

SpeedyBB

April 13, 2014 7:03 AM

MotoGP » Ben Spies: I didn't have it to win a MotoGP championship


Tomco: Top rider and top bloke who for whatever reason lost a lot of confidence and didnt achieve what many people, including myself, thought he would do. Main thing is that he got out before getting hurt.
I thought he retired specifically because of a shoulder injury - the kind that takes quite a while to heal (if ever). Casey wanted to get out too before he got hurt but he didn't quite make it. Never can tell. (In my day it was much simpler, more clean-cut: we just got killed. So get off my lawn.)

SpeedyBB

March 23, 2014 11:56 PM

MotoGP » Rossi revels in old school MotoGP thrills


ProfessorX: more like old hat, but he should thank marc for not leaving him 10 seconds behind. It's a shame this spectacle is so predictable.
Trolls crawl out from under rocks. Rossi-haters never give up. Anybody else deluding themselves into thinking Marquez was sand-bagging it? Not bloody likely. And how come no one has blamed that absurd Tilke-designed slot-car course for the multiple crashes?

SpeedyBB

February 09, 2014 3:50 AM

MotoGP » Brake problems thwart Pedrosa's chance of fast lap


With all the scuttlebutt on Dani's 'Daddy' being shown the door, and Marquez shoving aside the 'senior' rider on the HRC team, one wonders whether this year, possibly Dani's last, will see him go feral. He might be desperate enough to hit it really hard, take chances as never before, and thus put on a super-spectacular performance. He has had his share of injuries and knows the meaning of pain. That can work two ways. The human body, which has its own innate animal 'mind', can simply resist taking those scary chances, and hold a rider or driver back that tiny bit - which means they lose their edge. This is often what happens to a rider who is lashed up in traction in a hospital bed for weeks at a time. They're never as fast when they return to the track. It could go the other way - **** the pain, go for it, the hard man shows the way. Think Troy Bayliss. Or Dani himself, for that matter. In the same line of thought it will be interesting to see whether Marquez can maintain his pac

SpeedyBB

October 21, 2013 12:28 AM

MotoGP » Lorenzo wins, Marquez black flagged - VIDEO HIGHLIGHTS


I'm surprised no one sees the added drama in the mandatory pit stop. Those lithe young guys leaping off one bike and pouncing on the other... the dramatic (almost disastrous) re-entry... The only thing that keeps Formula I race fans from going to sleep (78 laps!!) is the pit stops, and that could well be a nice aspect of MotoGP if done properly. Why should they have to deal with the huge difference in weight (up top as well) between a full fuel tank and an empty one? Mandatory fuel stop! Dani's boo-boo and Lorenzo's near-stoppie are also nice eye-candy. The real racing was (as usual) in Moto2 and Moto3.


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